HE CANT WAIT TO HAVE A SON NO PARENT LOUIS FEELS NO
Oh, look at that face! So nice to squeeze it again.
So I ordered a coffee at my hotel yesterday.. Sounds simple right? “Large espresso mate” …..”Large?”….”Yes mate”…..What came next was the largest double espresso I have ever seen…I laughed thinking large in America means a size too big back home, but who cares, I’m their guest and they’ve always been such wonderful hosts…. So I downed it….In the morning a woman stood behind the breakfast counter this time….. “Hey, can I get a large espresso?”…. “You’re the guy who takes 8shots”…. “8 shots? I had 8 fucking shots yesterday?”…. Moral of the story is this, when you’re Irish and abroad please remember that “Mate” sounds like “Eight” #EmbracingAccentBarriers #SizeMatters
make me choose - vildemort asked: my mad fat diary or
orange is the new black?
Vance Joy | Emmylou
Figures dancing gracefully across my memory.